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zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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gnarly:

Are u ever walking behind someone on the street and they keep looking behind at u like ur gonna mug them or something and in ur head ur just thinking “shh shh its ok im not gonna hurt you, im not gonna hurt you.”

communistbakery:

all the other kids with their pumped up kiks

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
-Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression